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Just a little update – all the links were slowly dying because imagevenue sucks ass. So I've done gone and got a photobucket and used that which seems much much nicer. The downside instead of thumbnails it's huge pics in the threads, but meh. I shouldn't think that would be a problem.

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Yes we know Calvin, you (along with your tiger friend, Hobbs) are the founding members of G.R.O.S.S.*

*Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

If you want in, you'd better be prepared to sing the anthem.

Oooooooh come on! Let me in your treehouse. I'm freezing. Will flex for food 😉

And then, once you've got your fill, you'll use your food-powered body to chuck me out of my treehouse and turn it into some kind of hair salon. I know all about girlz.

I've seen Misery.

I'm in a wonderful hotel now after having three moves in the past week. I'm quite the nomad. It's been great here, but I really do want to find a full time job soon. I do get quite a few stares from the guy sand girls even though I'm pretty much always bundled up, cuz it's bloody cold here right now.

Best of luck with the job hunt.

Actually english girls really are that beautiful. Big boobs. Wake up you guys 🙂

Pff. 'Boobs'. As if any man cares about that.

Thanks for the encouraging emails. I'm quite scared being here. All that I own now I carry with me. It's quite a scare having no home to go back to. A great adventure for sure, but I'm not an adventerous girl by nature.

There's no reason to be scared. Sure, we never caught Jack the Ripper, but we're all pretty sure he's dead.

Unless he's the wolf-man.

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I reckon it's a girl thing. Girls think other girls are prettier than they really are. Girlz are stoopid. I'm never letting any in my treehouse.

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Read this a while back. It should be good!

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I got super squats today, and shall be finishing the reading of it soon! (Why am I talking so oddly?)

But… Milk?! Lots of milk? Blech. I hate milk.

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I agree – stop bashing London.  It can boast Ken Livingston, the Congestion Charge, the Milennium Dome.  Wait a minute, that was LONDON!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well it does seem all nice to me, although that windstorm almost blew me away. Freaky!

I did run into problems at my first hotel here for being a little bit too muscular. At least I believe that was the issue!!!  That was MOST upsetting as I had to manhandle my suitcases all around Earls Court looking for a new place to stay. I've found such a wonderful place here finally! I have been to Guildford and Surrey for jobs and I am back to Surrey in the morning for another one. I have been to 8 interviews now and have had 8 offers. I tried out for a dance company in the "City" this afternoon and they were most respective of me. I would love to work there. They are so friendly and athletic, though the place is really crowded.

Good luck with it all Rachel! You're a brave one for coming all the way to London on your own.

I am off to a Pub in a moment. I've been sticking to my diet so far, but it's time for a little treat.

I have not seen any bodybuilders here, even at my new gym. It's quite strange to me that the look is not so popular here. I can say that english women look very beautiful, so you guys are VERY lucky.

I bet you they're not British. They're hot international girls who happen to be IN Britain. And far from I live. They do it on purpose.

I would like very much for one of you guys or all to visit for a dinner or something.

Sounds good, I can always come up and visit. I think Jack's organising something soon. I'll get in touch with him.

If any of you can direct me to a cheap flat I'd be very greatful.

Really can't direct you, I'm sorry to say. I don't even think such a thing exists in London. 🙁

Guys, Girls — vist!!!!!!! I'm lonely.

There, there. One visit from me, and you'll appreciate the lonliness.

Though, I'm happy to come up and see you. As I say, I'll give Random an e-mail. In the meantime, feel free to pm me or e-mail me at fettcom@hotmail.com. ^___^

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Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettar!!!!!!!!! ^___^

Cool as always!

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BUNNIES!

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First up – the Simpsons rock from seasons 3-7. Anything else is bad, bad, Homer (with a few exceptions), and thus my quote is from those years (I forget which).

It is, indeed, my response whenever someone goes into a lengthy discussion using long words I don't understand, or when someone makes a valid, lucid, and erudite response to something and there is no longer anything to add to said discussion (in that regard, it is a compliment).

Your post was both, and thus, deserved the aforementioned quote. The truth is, I was funny as hell and you all know it. And, I'm better than science will ever be.

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Look, stop bashing London. It's great. It's got rides, the statue of Liberty, and the Taj Mahal… waitaminute.

That was MONUMENTVILLE!

(ahem)

Welcome to the UK Rachel. I'm sure I'll see you soon should this 'meet up' we have planned for some time in the next month or two take place. ^___^

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