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Ok… this may be a little late… and I hope I don’t get in trouble for re-opening an old thread but… I just donated two never before seen stories to be posted at the NSFW (maybe even home)…

http://www.femfortefan.com/

Now if you’ll excuse me I have a rock to crawl back under. Laters.

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Awesome!

Someone should commission you to do a comic, pay you lots of money, wait as paitently as possible for a LONG time and then when it was done they could post a link to a file sharing site where everyone could get the finished project for free.

On second thought that's crazy… no one would do that.

Just keep putting out stuff like this!

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He was joking.

ME?!? JOKING? Well I never! You sir are a cad! An absolute cad! Oh dear me I feel faint. Please mitigate your gall in the future or I may have to resort to fisticuffs! Joking… Ha! The very idea! I may need to lie down. Joking… Hmmph!

On an unrelated note I'm glad people are enjoyng the comic. Been keeping this thing a secret for so long I'm happy I can finally tell people about it.

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AWESOME!

I can't get enough of his artwork!

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Awesome!

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Thanks everyone. I just had to get that out. Just be glad I didn't post Operation Shop for Groceries.

On a more serious note (a 'b' flat if I'm not mistaken), I got big news coming in a few months and this will actually be Female Muscle related! Fett knows what I'm typing about (around 40 words per minute?).

Anyway, I'll be sure to post that news in the appropriate place.

Sokeking… er… Kondoriano… er… Gribble.

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Fett!

Congratulations, as the first to respond to my nonsense you win a prize! Details will be e-mailed to you or left in a private message here.

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Date 07/19/2009
Time: 1000 Hours
I'm off to a late start today due to my losing track of time while using the computer uplink to obtain helpful satellite images (codenamed: Browse for porn). But no matter, I still expect to have obliterated the entire "The Front Yard" region by the end of the day. Victory will be mine!

Date 07/19/2009
Time: 1100 Hours
CURSES! Somehow my attack was anticipated and I walked into an ambush! I was making good progress in my latest assualt when suddenly several small unmanned planes (codenamed: Bees) sprang up around me and attacked! I tried to fend them off but was caught completely unaware and was forced to make a strategic withdrawl (codenamed: Run away screaming like a 6 year old girl). I think the enemy may be using some form of chemical warfare, I have noticed several large lesions (codenamed: Bee stings) forming on my body. Well two can play at that game! I think I saw a canister of a deadly toxin (codenamed: Bug spray) in the supply depot! We'll see who has the last laugh!

Date 07/19/2009
Time 1300 Hours
The deadly toxin seems to have worked! After careful scouting I stumbled upon what seemed to have been the hanger/control center (codenamed: Beehive) for the small unmanned planes. I emptied the entire canister of toxin into the hanger/control center and retreated back to a safe distance to watch. The enemy managed to launch several unmanned planes but whoever was controlling them must have inhaled the toxin because the planes soon crashed to the ground and EXPLODED in a satisfying fireball! On a side note, in my eagerness to retaliate I forgot to wear my gas mask and may have inhaled some of the toxin myself. I feel fine, although I can now taste colors and smell sounds. Still the war must go on, I'm off to the next battlefield… the dreaded "BACK YARD"!

Date 07/19/2009
Time 1500 Hours
IT'S NOT MY FAULT! Let me make that clear to everyone! I was told the only inhabitants in the war zone were the enemy, even my prelimanary scouting seemed to confirm this! But I'm getting ahead of myself and I fear the war has left my nerves frayed. I'll start at the beginning. It was shortly after I had started my assualt in "The Back Yard". I was perhaps a quarter of the way in when suddenly I heard screaming and then what appeared to be blue goo shot out from underneath my "Death Blade". Curious, I stopped my advance and that was when I spotted them. Just ahead of me were several small blue pygmies dressed in white. They were approximately three apples high. I know this because one of them, sporting a red heart tattoo on his arm, was stacking apples in what seemed to be an attempt to impress a blond female one. Suddenly one of them turned and shouted "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY-SMURF!", then another one added "YOU BASTARDS!". Before I knew it their leader, I assume he was the leader as he was the only one wearing red instead of white, shouted "They've broken the treaty!ATTACK! Death to all humans!". Not wanting to kill any more innocents I quickly retreated to the safety of my command bunker (codenamed: Hid under my bed). It's been about a half an hour since that incident, I'm going to go back now and try to explain what happened and hopefully make peace with the strange pygmies.

Date 07/19/2009
Time 1600 Hours
The war is over! I have won but at a high cost. When I went back to the pygmy encampment I was shocked to discover a man's head on a pike along the border. I soon realized it was someone I had seen before. He came to my base only a few days earlier inquiring about his missing cat… I beleive he said his name was Garvin… or was it Mel.. no wait… Gargamel that was it! Well, upon seeing this man's balding head on a pike I quickly realized there was not going to be anything I could say to salvage the situation. To make matters worse I still had a lot of war zone to cover. So after thinking about it carefully I decided the only course of action left to me was… a napalm strike (codenamed: Gasoline and a match)! The fire is still going strong and the war zone has been completely decimated. Oddly enough the burning pygmies smelled like roasted marshmellows but that's not important I suppose. The main thing is I have achieved total victory, I suspect I will be awarded a medal for ending the war so quickly. Ah what timing, it seems I am about to have guests. I can see several vehicles pulling up outside my base now and judging by the police escort they must be top brass indeed. Well then I'm off to greet them but first I think I'll grab my gun, been wanting to show it off ever since I bought it from that man in an alley where that murder was committed.

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AWESOME!

FFF is one of the best FMG artists!

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Cool!

Thanks!

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