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Reading those names cracks me up. By far the funniest is the one "Coco Knutt".  😀

I looked at the my pic and I too see a bit of flatness to it. It does look a bit like a cutout. I have no idea why. I’ll think I’ll leave it as is for the time being.

Maybe if you could find a way to shade her bod so we can spot the contours across all those bulgy muscles and other parts?

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Huzzah!  ;D

'Tis a mighty foine piece of artworke.

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After looking at the wind whipping up her lovely hair, and seeing the big crashing waves, I came up with a few more names myself.

Coco Knutt
Hazel Hugo (named after two hurricanes)
Mona Soone
Herri Kane
Rayne "Perfect" Storm

And DCM's gonna kill me, but I came up with a quick little story idea… again.  Keep your eyes peeled!

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Not a bad bit of work… close to what I imagined her on her breakfast growth spurt in Like a Weed, but…

…is it just me, or does Angel Uriel's Tetsuko look like a hulked out Madonna?

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Well, SOMEBODY looks pretty satisfied with herself.  😛

Nice, lovely pic there.  Wonder how she got on that desert island all by her lonesome, though?

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Hey, folks, I'd been seeing a lot of Ann O'Brien of Monkeyman and O'Brien, since the flap of Gen13's Fairchild getting scrawny.  And I'd been a closet fan of hers since I first saw her a few years ago or so.

But something that's puzzled me… whatever became of her nasty older and taller sister Oniko? 

In the story, she'd gotten a wash of that radiation that turned Ann into a 7 foot tall super-strong amazon.  But I never got to see in the comics or in any fan art what Oniko's results were.

I'm wondering if anybody out there could scrounge a pic of the new, improved Oniko out there… and if it doesn't exist in the Dark Horse comics, please draw your best guess on the results.

Oh, and if you need a reference,  http://www.darkhorse.com/downloads.php?did=291 is the start of the origins in an e-comic, while http://www.darkhorse.com/downloads.php?did=291&part=4 will take you to Part 4, where we get to see Ann's growth spurt.

Thanks for what y'allz can do. 🙂

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Mercy, Meyer!  That is one great googily moogily picture!

Thanks for sharing the whole thing with us!  Enjoying it 100%!

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Not turn me off?  That's like hoping a 3 lb. Godiva chocolate won't taste lousy! ;D

Thanks for sharing Kitsune-kun!  Shame on you, though, for keeping this one to yourself for so long.  😛

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;D

Hooray!  Weird Al is the greatest!  Thanks for telling me, MGN!

But waitaminit… it says, "DON'T Download This Song."

But the button on his player says, Download.

???

Download… don't download… download… don't download…

download don't download download don'tdownloaddownloadon'tdownloadownloadon't—

😮

AAAAIGHH!!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!?!

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MOOOOOO!

"Hurry up, Jonny, he's taking her away!"

Jonny trained the bright red laser gun at the onscreen flying alien probe and clicked away.  POW!  The spaceship blew up, and the cow gently parachuted back down to earth.  But more space probes came along over the video horizon, after Jonny's herd.  A man walked in the childrens' game room.  "I'm back, dear," he said.  "Hey, Jonny!  You savin' the day?"

"He's keeping the ship safe from the space baddies," she said cheerily.  "Get your news fix, hon?"

"Yeah."

"So what's new back home?"

"Ehnh.  The usual.  Israel and Lebanon's a mess, gas prices are up, crime is up, and Kim Jong Il's sanity is down.  Oh."  And he softened his voice.  "And you know those two pro wrestlers from GRWL Wrestling? Shock and Awe?  From Boston?  They were found dead in their dressing rooms last night."

"What?"

"Yeah. Just before the match, Agganis Arena security found them lying face down and completely shriveled up.  Literally skin and bones.  They think it's foul play because someone left a $2 bill with a green skeleton where Jefferson's face is supposed to be."

Jonny's mom shuddered.  "Boy."  She stared down at her son, blissfully unaware of any offscreen danger. "Am I glad we're out in the ocean where it's halfway safe." 

"Yaaaaaagh!" A crowd of terrified tourists stampeded past the game room's main entrance.  Befuddled, Jonny's dad went there to peek at what triggered the ruckus…

Kablang!  A sword swung down from way overhead, and slammed right betweeh his feet, just barely missing slicing him in half from head to toe!  Then a sound like a cross between a snake's hiss and a horse whinny pierced nearby and whack!  Something swatted the father back into the game room, smashing him across the Skee Ball lanes. 

Jonny spun around and stared with his mother.  Right at the arcade's doorway, rearing back on its hind legs was a skeletal horse with a cavalier corpseman on its back.  It landed on all fours with a clatter, turned to mother and son and stared with its empty eye-sockets.  "Hssshssrnrnrn!" the undead beast whinnied again.  Instinctively, Jonny forgot about the game and started blasting his red laser gun at the bony horse and rider.  All it did was spot a light on them.

Just then a dead soldier flanked the horse and threw an axe at mother and child, just missing them, and slicing the game gun's cable in half. 

"RUN!" shrieked Jonny's mom.  She grabbed her boy as tightly as she could and dashed off, with the boy still clutching the gun and trying to shoot with it.

SMACK-CLATTER!  Looking back, Jonny's mom saw their attacker fly back and clatter into a pile of bones.  "NOBODY assaults MY wife or boy!" snarled her husband.  And he dashed on out past the horse and rider… only to see a thick mass of dead infantry surging through the corridor, raising their blades, and lumbering at him. 

Heeding the odds, Jonny's dad quickly spun around and followed his family, with the corpse cavalry at his heels, and the crawling torso of the decapitated axeman right after.

***

On another deck, stewards brought up the rear of another throng of scared seagoers, shooting fire extinguishers, swinging fire axes, putting up anything to even slow down the cadaver regiment.  One ship chef even threw a flaming shish-kebab through a swordsman's chest.  All it did was make the monster even scarier-looking with the fire.

"Where are all these zombie warriors coming from?!" Charlotte cried.

"Dunno, and I'm not gonna ask 'em!" Scott huffed as he dashed. "Keep running!"

"Where's Uncle Marc?!  And your girlfriend?"

Scott didn't answer.  He was scared that he wouldn't want to know.

***

To Be Continued

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