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I'm thinking of posting my new stuff to MetaCafe instead.  YouTube is so 2006.

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Part 1 is now available on Brawna.  Enjoy.

Who the hell are you?

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The alternative is the Jeremy Clarkson World Atlas where the US ceases to exist and the resultant gap is christened the Canadian Sea.

Jeremy Clarkson will be my bitch.

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I checked the Wii shopping channel and Brandish is not yet available for the Wii Virtual Console.  Sad.

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Emily Roberts makes an appearance halfway through this bizarre photo montage (and in the grabbed title frame):

Here's more on Emily Roberts.

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Question is, where'd the voiceovers come from?

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Wait – I made a mistake.  We'd need to square the old and new radii, not merely double it.  Hmmm.  This is a challenge.

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Well, if you were doing the volume calculation for a cylinder, it would look like this:

volume = ? x r² x height

And for purposes of this, let's treat volume as mass because we're assuming a uniform density of consistent value both in our before and after numbers.

So let's say the girl weighs 40kg and is 162 cm tall:

40kg = avg. circumference x 162cm

If we double that 162cm, we also have to double the radius that goes into her 'avg. circumference' value, which means to balance the equation we have to multiply 40kg times four.  So doubling the height of a 162cm girl to 324cm (10' 8") would require multiplying her mass/weight to 160kg (352.7 pounds).

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From The Price is Right – a US game show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGSl5HrcAv4

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