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Life's but a walking shadow.  A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.

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She's absolutely beautiful and perfect.

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Yeah.  Just having trouble getting the time together to do it. 

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The answer is A and a little bit of C.

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Well, the hope is that DAZ Studio will be clearly superior to Poser within another three or four years.

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Sounds like it.

Motherfucker had it coming.  Thought he was gonna smack around the skinny kid and it would be easy.

I smashed him in the face about a dozen or so times and the son of a bitch staggered into the underbrush, took a dazed swing at a tree and fell over.  As his friends carried him off I sat down in the dirt and closed my eyes, passed out, woke up a few minutes later when one of my friends started to get worried and nudged me.  I couldn't close my hands into fists for a week. 

I didn't go to a doctor because I didn't want to tell my parents I'd beaten the shit out of another kid, so it's just a guess that I fractured two fingers.  They hurt like crazy and swelled up like sausages.  One of the fingers still hurts once in a while, but it's the same one I hurt in another fight a year later, so who knows. 

I broke my foot when I was 16 and got it treated, but otherwise it's only in the last three or four years that I've started going to the doctor when I get hurt. 

If life doesn't make you suffer at least a little bit, you're not doing it right.

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You must've had an interesting childhood.

I wouldn't say "interesting" so much as "unusually violent".

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Why did she do that?  As for the guy faking it, that's only likely because she didn't break her hand.  If she'd hit him for real, yes he would have gone down but so would she have gone down because her hand would be broken.

When I was about 12 I beat another kid unconscious in a fight, and then passed out myself because I'd broken two fingers smashing in his face.  Lesson: don't ever strike bone with your fist.  Ever since I've gone for crotch hits.

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Actually, there was a commercial very similar to this for Brawny paper towels in the US a few years back.  The premise was the opposite, though – using Brawny temporarily gave a woman enormous strength, rather than the Argentinean ad's premise that washing dishes gave her huge muscles.

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Are you still having the problem?  I think I fixed it.

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