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[font=tahoma]Well Rob, first off… its not a studio picture, therefore I’m sure their choices are limited.  I know all of us see different things in people, so I can respect that.  But just out of curiosity, this doesn’t look like a Goddess to you?

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[font=tahoma][font=georgia]~Mimi[/font][/size”>

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[font=tahoma]I just went ahead and started a new thread.  Should I start new threads for each title review?

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Review above. 😉

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[font=tahoma]No go, Lingster.  Sorry to be a pest.  :'(

[Mimi]

Laurie Larson & Melissa Dettwiller K.O.- Knockout in Vegas – Part 1
Director: Unknown
Production Company: AWEFILMS
Running Time: 6:29 minutes
Available only at AWEFILMS.COM

Setup: Two friends flex and massage each other’s marvelous bodies in a pool.

1) Acting – 2/10
Acting, in as far as to behave or pretend, is merely what we see in this new title by AWEFILMS. As a part time actress, I did it more for fun and the challenge of stepping into an entirely different situation other than my own. I remember what my instructor in my film studies class told me years ago; “Meredith, the camera never lies.” The camera in this video holds true to that fact, and sadly, that truth works against this title. Those of us who are familiar with Melissa Dettwiller knows she’s unabashed when it comes to boundaries. Her previous work clearly demonstrates a fiery appetite for sex and lust. This title tragically doesn’t deliver anything remotely close to what Melissa is well known to do. The Jamaican reggae music sets an odd tone to this piece, and why the editors chose this baffles me. This is the type of stuff I’m used to hearing in the lobby at the Sands in Montego Bay, or on the beach in Turks and Caicos… not in a video with the word “Vegas” in it. For the acting, there’s lot of flexing, flexing, and minor petting and caresses. There are infinite amounts of sabotaging moments such as staring at the camera and unessential giggles. What could have been some special moments of “muscle marvel” were shattered by the bizarre choice of reggae here. I honestly found myself muting the movie until the soundtrack changed at over three minutes into it. What also kept this title from my fascination were the sunglasses both Laurie and Melissa had on. Call me old fashioned, but the eyes do it for me, probably because I’m a woman, and have to have those “gateways to the soul” in clear view at all times. To me, that just came off as a tacky symptom of an early 80’s Playboy video.

2) Believability – 3/10
At the 1:48 mark, Melissa’s healthy breasts were smothering Laurie’s shapely wide ass, which is a significant turn on for me visually and emotionally. Seeing Melissa’s manicured nails curl around those ripe mounds of tan ass was, for me, the highlight of this otherwise paltry video. What could have been a magical moment of lustful passion is replaced by another act of what I call “lust sabotage”, or buzz kill as Melissa needlessly smiles for the camera once more. We’re then given a boob-smothering feast, which is clearly for the breast lovers out there. To be honest, I know that is what some of us deeply admire, and that’s very understandable. But to me, it came off as a cheap, strip club-ish antic, which again, may work for some, but didn’t for me. At 3:06 into this, the mood shifts, as the music thankfully becomes more appropriate. And just when I thought this title was about to redeem itself, we’re shown more implant massaging, which we were over abundantly spoon-fed for the first three minutes. Laurie flexes some more, and Melissa’s hands undertake an affectionate stroll across Laurie’s exquisite shoulders, arms and chest. I did enjoy how we couldn’t see Melissa’s face at times, which was a tiny glimmer of hope in this video. That one glimmer soon develops into a welcomed tonguing of Melissa’s ear as Laurie clutches her from behind. Laurie’s brawny solid arms enshroud Melissa as her tongue lovingly pours itself inside her ear, which did make me twinge in jealousy, and understandably so. Bravo.

3) Production Quality – 5/10
One thing I have noticed in writing these reviews is that if a video is poorly shot, yet oozes with believability and genuine affection, then my watchful eye takes a hike as my heart kicks in and connects with the couple. The lighting isn’t bad, nor does it detract from whatever is happening between Melissa and Laurie.

4) Emphasis on bodybuilder’s physique/muscles – 3/10
Too much emphasis was placed on the couples’ chest here, and considering the amount of money spent on both women’s bosoms, I can see why. But at what point do you forsake gluttony for just showing off? I didn’t get it. We don’t really see the two’s shapely bodies together until the last minute of this video, which is tragic in every respect. Laurie clearly deserves the accolades as she takes my breath away with her generous size and mouth watering mass. The same goes for Melissa, whom I would give a year’s salary just to share a bed with. A missed opportunity here.

Afterthoughts:
Anyone who knows me, knows I’m a sucker for blondes. Add muscle and a rich golden tan to the mix, and I’m mush. I desperately wanted to fall in love with Melissa all over again here, and at times I did feel that familiar twinge in my stomach for her, but those moments just didn’t add up to make for, what could have been, a otherwise magnificent entry in the AWEFILMS catalogue.

Peace and love,
~Mimi

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