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It's the perfect plan  ;D Just get someone to write it 😛

See, works like a charm and a half 😉

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My wife! Or is it ex-wife I was never sure..
xD
So you're finally in action here then eh? :p Too bad you were too lazy to read the rules, they're going to need your first born.

I'm running out of first borns >_<

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Beh: Bisexualism – Because "Or" is a bore.

And now I've stalked your profile, I'll have to say sorry to you one shy gal 😛

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Oh ho, Heeeere we go  8)

Well, first and Formost:

1.) At least half way through the story.. Or near the end, or starting a new arc of the story – A new character is always introduced to the growth. I mean come on, It's a lazy way out. For example a Boy/Girl friend during intercourse will be blessed by it, or a relative or friend from the source of growth for the main character. It will be the main get's to a certain huge and then the story totally SHIFTS over to the next character.

I swear to god, it annoys the bums out of me. AND KEEP IN MIIIND! I said Half way or near the end. If the two characters were growing from the beginning, and/or their growth was the plot of the story (I.e. Like a Rivalry in size) then that's absolutely fine in my books ^_^

Secondly

2.) Spinach.. Ok, It gave pop eye super strength, so what? It's a bit, not sure what word to use, Silly to use spinach in a story which would be mostly mature in nature. And even then, the way it's presented in a story heralded as "The greatest vegetable that nobody knew about!" or even referencing the cartoon annoys the balls out of me o_o

Thirdly

3.) Overkill of similes and metaphors. "She could pick up a truck!" "Her biceps were like beach balls!" "She was as easily strong as 100 men!"

Yeah, OK, Let's see her actually DO some of the things you're describing ¬_¬…

Oh aye

4.) The person before the FMG or Growth is always reeeeeeeeeeally worse off. They're always a nerd, or wear glasses, or have greesy hair and little to no love life. OK! I don't want a story about me! I want a story about FMG!

I would love to see a story about a girl with perfect skin, long flowing vibrant red hair, perfect firm d cup breasts, with wonderful curves and shapely legs, who's instantly popular with everyone with a love life that puts a $400 dollar prostitute to shame… actually go through the swelling and bulges of growth.

I think it would be rather funny if you ask me  ;D

Umm… Not sure what over points to make, cause I think most of them are down. I guess also mentioning that it always end after sex, cause some how that happens after growth, and there's not a lot of deviation to how the growth happened.

Oh yes, Don't hurt me please :-[

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Now the question is: How'd she get them tassles on in the first place?

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Na I haven't…

On another note though, the picture it was from was a little test sketch which was the forerunner to this picture:

Thanks DocWolph for that  😀

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Caitlin Fairchild, Just because:

Caitlin is a fan of the bands Massive Attack, Elastica, and The Beastie Boys.

Woot woot.

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Hopefully, as most growth stories go, she could have a growth off with a girl in a burger suit.

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I wanta an Easter egg! I wanta an Easter egg ! I wanta an Easter egg!LOL

Here ya go.

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