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Chuck
ParticipantHappy birthday, DP!
Hope you like the mixed CD I sent you. It has all your favorites… And please, follow the warning label about not wearing your favorite pumps. 😉
ParticipantWell, there are letters past D… like F or even M or T! However, saying a woman has Double T cups doesn't sound as impressive… or does it?
ParticipantI've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait… for porn.
ParticipantMe, for my money, I like something from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory soundtrack by Danny Elfman:
Particularly the first minute and 8 seconds of track #11, "The Golden Ticket/Factory."
It starts with her awakening, and seeing her musculature is much improved, within human levels…
Then 50 seconds in, the growth quickly, officially kicks in with a vengeance. 8)
All I can say is maybe she should also be eating some special chocolate whilst all of this is going on… who knows what he's putting in his chocolate :).
ParticipantAnd for that matter, maybe we should take this time to talk about the FMG do's and don'ts. For instance:
DO:
Carry around a box of gamma radiation in case you meet a potential ladyfriend who has expressed interest in hulking out.Put warning labels on videos or materials that might inadvertantly cause a hulking out.
When visiting hulking out related sites, be careful in what you wear in case you come into contact with gamma radiation or Indian vampires.
DON'T:
Take a box of gamma radiation to a nursing home or church. The hulking out of people who generally frequent these areas is frowned upon, or at the very least will cause massive backlash.Make your girlfriend hulk out without having her expressed permission first. Otherwise, she will get very angry and despite what you may think, you won't like her when she's angry. Neither will your bones or your car.
Make Deadly Pixxxie hulk out without her expressed permission, otherwise she will be a very unhappy pixxxie. See point two above for expected consequences.
Remember: Only you can enjoy FMG safely and responsibly! Please respect others and maybe one day they might express a FMG fantasy that is within your power to fulfill.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
ParticipantWell, maybe she thought you'd enjoy it and wanted it to be a surprise… although she also probably wasn't expecting you to be wearing a pair of your favorite shoes at the time.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some friends who might want to see this… 😉
Participant*hunches over and moans as her vintage Joan Jett t-shirt becomes snug**
No….
*winces in pain as her feet begin to strain against her black & white satin polka dotted peep-toe heels*
Noooo….
*writhes around on the ground as the seams on her denim capris begin to pop and snap*
NOOOO…
*smashes her computer*
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!
Daggum, Pixxxie! I don't think we knew Indian vampires had that kind of effect on you… want to do it again?
ParticipantWhat enemies? The ones that are cat people? 🙂
ParticipantWell, it obviously takes a special kind of wolfess to 'fill out' that math wizard's robe, and a lot of us guys would just look ridiculous trying to wear it.
Besides, didn't you read Starship Troopers? Girls are always better at math than guys ;).
ParticipantThat would be an awesome ticket to popularity, although shopping for clothes would be a nightmare. Still, super strength would be awesome. No pickle jar would remain unopened!
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