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Glad you liked it!  ;D

New stuff!  Well, sort of old stuff that I didn't get around to posting until now…

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How bad a day can it be, when he's got a view like that?  😮

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Daaaaaaaave!  You can't leave us hanging like that!!!

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The irony is that Ramirez apparently did not test positive for any specific PED.  A test in the spring indicated that he had elevated levels of testosterone that were not natural (as an aside, I did not know that there was a way to distinguish between testosterone that is produced naturally, and that which is produced as a result of PED use).  This triggered an investigation, and MLB discovered enough paper evidence to show that Ramirez used hCG, which is on MLB's banned list because its use by a major league ballplayer is almost a guarantee of steroid use.

In spite of the fact that the Dodgers, like any ML team, have a full medical team available to their players, Ramirez traveled some 2,000 miles to find some obscure doctor who would prescribe hCG.  The fact that he did not fight the ban once baseball agreed not to charge him specifically with steroid use (the evidence of hCG use was apparently strong enough, and hCG use is sufficient to trigger the ban) indicates that he knew they had him dead to rights, but he figured that if the suspension wasn't specifically for steroid use he could make up an excuse that made it look like an innocent mistake.

That has pretty much backfired.  But as ant1937 said, he'll still make a lot of money this year (and next!).

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Your art is developing very well, especially the way you draw muscles.  I really like these.

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And Now… The "unrealistic, go-for-broke" perfect muscle woman…

How tall? 7' tall
How much does she weigh? 400 lbs?  500?  Whatever it is, it's solid, bay-BEE!
What color hair-black, brown, blonde, red, strawberry blond, etc? Black with some kind of painted streaks, like electric blue or bright pink.
Boob size, nipple size, real boobs, fake? Fairly large.  Not so large that they make people cringe, but you notice them.  Round and firm, but supple enough for… you can figure out the rest.  Relatively small and dark nipples.
How smart? Good book smarts, very clever and witty.  Seems to know what I'm thinking and always knows the right thing to say.
Measurments, arms, legs, etc? Again no idea on measurements, but she is also round and curvy and soft, except that her arms are probably wider than I am, and her legs even more so.  Very shapely and very feminine (as much as the muscularity allows) and yet unquestionably powerful.
Strength levels, strong for a women, strong as a very strong man, strong as women pro atheltic, etc? Strong enough that she has to be very cautious and deliberate.  For example, if she's not careful when she tries to pick me up, she's likely to throw me across the state.  Thankfully, she learned to be gentle after what happened with her PREVIOUS boyfriend!
A rich muscle women, working class women, etc? Working class girl who won the lottery, invested it all, and is now richer than Bill Gates *wishes* he was.
Does she like to show off her muscle or hid them under dule clothing with no hint of what underneath? She wears tight clothes that show off her physique, though not so tight that flexing or coughing will leave her standing around a pile of scraps.  After all, a seven foot woman with arms like tree trunks isn't really hiding anything by wearing corduroys.
How she dress at work, at play, etc? At work, as professionally as she can.  At play… what dress?
Does she use her strength to show off in public?  Or not at all? She likes to display her strength in public, mostly because people expect her to.  But she does enjoy the attention.  Hey, she absorbed all of those gamma rays.  She earned it.
How old? Either mid-30s or she is 8,000 years old and has conquered several galaxies.  How big of an ego boost would it be if a woman who single-handedly conquered several galaxies decided to give it up because she thinks that "the way you wiggle your ass when you walk is just SOOO cute"?
Why she because a muscle women? I lied about the gamma rays.  She was born this way, the way any good amazon is!

PS- this is two posts because it was too long to fit into one ><

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I'm going to go by the initial post and assume that I'm supposed to keep things relatively realistic, so no 7-foot tall 600 pound chiseled goddess who juggles battleships for fun.  Hrm, that gives me an idea!

FIRST! The "realistic" perfect muscle woman…

How tall? Around my height, say somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 1" or so.
How much does she weigh? Not really sure, and I'm not going to ask her!
What color hair-black, brown, blonde, red, strawberry blond, etc? Jet black hair.
Boob size, nipple size, real boobs, fake? B or C cup, real.  Small dark nipples.
How smart? At minimum, smart enough to keep up with me.  Ideally, smart enough that I could admire her intelligence but not so knowledgable that I couldn't teach her something every now and then.
Measurments, arms, legs, etc? No idea on measurements, but she'd be round and curvy and smooth.  Like a big muscular pillow. 🙂
Strength levels, strong for a women, strong as a very strong man, strong as women pro atheltic, etc? Strong for a woman.  As strong as she looks, which would be pretty darn strong.
A rich muscle women, working class women, etc? Working class, a woman who isn't afraid to get a bit of dirt under her fingernails, but who can be classy when she wants to be.
Does she like to show off her muscle or hid them under dule clothing with no hint of what underneath? She would be modest, or as modest as her physique would allow.  Not a showoff, but not self-conscious.  Comfortable with who she is.  She doesn't feel a need to show off, but every now and then she'll flex her arms on purpose when she's wearing a sleeveless blouse because hey… she worked for it.
How she dress at work, at play, etc? At work, she would dress as professionally as required.  At play… well now, that's none of your business. 😉
Does she use her strength to show off in public?  Or not at all? She's not a show-off… most of the time.  Like I said above, she worked for it.
How old? Mid/Late 30s.
Why she because a muscle women? She probably discovered it by accident.  Maybe she was working out to be better at a school sport or to rehab an injury and liked the feel of weights in her hands and how a good workout made her feel.  In short, she does it because she loves it.

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I just like the idea that Capt. Marvel is thinking "meh, let the other guys waste their time fighting, I've got me some THIGH!  ye-haaaaaa!"

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That's a great drawing.  I hope they have some extra volleyballs, I figure that a few of them won't make it through a game if she's hitting them. 🙂

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Bless the Japanese, there's no topic that's too taboo for them to add to a comic.  Nice art and funny dialogue in that one!

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