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This section is to post all the news that appears in the local newspaper that deals with the Changes done for the Pendant.

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Danger in Santa Monica prison.

(Lima, Perú) Tuesday. There has being rumours about a possible

breakout in the female prison. To clarify these rumours the

minister of justice explained some of the measures that has being

taken to protect at the citizens.

“I won’t lie to you. There are though women in Santa Monica

that were always lifting weights. Since the Changes started, these

women began to increase their muscularity enormously. On

Sunday, all the gym equipment was removed with the help of

several females guards, but the prisoners keep exercising in their

cells and there is no way we can avoid this”.

“The male guards in charge of the security has being removed

and a group of female soldiers has being dispatched to control

the prison. Also, there is security perimeter around the prison.

The prisoners are getting so strong that we don’t know how long

it will take for them to be able to escape from the prison by just

making a hole in the walls with their bare hands”.

“It has taken us for fully surprise the fact that the minimum

security prison in our country has become in less than a week the

most dangerous one. Since it’s located in middle of the city, the

dangers of a massive breakout of prisoners couldn’t bring into

the citizens is unimaginable”.

“The most muscular women are far stronger than any prisoner

we have handle before. For this reason, the female soldiers are

receiving a hard training to develop faster their bodies in order to

be able to control at any of these women. It’s amazing that in just

two days, the soldiers have increased their muscles density in

200%. That means, they are at about 6 times stronger than an

average man… before the change”

“Since Monday, we have started to drug their food in order to

have them as relaxed as possible. So far, the drug has slowdown

the rhythm of training of these women, but the more they train,

more is the stamina their bodies produce and we are not sure how

long it will take at their bodies to adapt at the drug and cancel it

effects”.

“Our only hope is that this Change that is affecting us starts to

reverse itself” said the minister of Justice.

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Reversed responsibility

(Callao, Peru) Wednesday. A suddenly storm that hit the port of

Callao this afternoon could have in a tragedy. Manuel Robles

(37) has being in the fishing business for all his live. The

Changes took from him and his son Raul (16) the ability to keep

with the exigencies of their work. For that reason, his wife, Laura

Jimenez (36), and his daughter, Victoria Robles (12), decided to

take care of the family business.

“I wasn’t sure if it was a good idea that my little girl will be

doing all the fishing stuff, but certainly she proved me I was

wrong” admitted the proud father next to her daughter who was

half feet taller than him.

“I knew that I was able to do the hard stuff since I’m twice as

muscular as my brother was at my age” giggled innocently the

not so little girl. “But doing what I did today was something I

didn’t expect” said Victoria.

“My husband was teaching at Vicky and me how to pull the nets

from the water, an activity I started to enjoy for the great feeling

it gave me, when the storm began. Raul wasn’t strong enough to

pull up the anchor, so I told him to help Vicky with the nets

while Manuel took care of the controls. I’m glad that he is safe

now. I wouldn’t forgive myself for not thinking first about his

safety” said the mother as she held tight at her son who was

smaller than her bust level.

“I just act by instincts. I couldn’t avoid try to help at my sis as

she was pulling the nets. She is far stronger than me now, but

that didn’t avoid that my brother’s responsibility blinded my

judgment. In one moment I was trying to pull in the net and in

the other I was swimming for my life in the turbulent waters of

the sea” said Raul.

“It was then when I jumped into the water and save at my little

older brother. I was surprised at how easy was to carry his weight

on my back as I swung back to the boat. He has being my saviour

many times in the past. I’m glad I could do something for him

for a change” smiled Victoria.

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Inquirer Exclusive

ALIENS ADMIT TO CAUSING CHANGES!!!

Paul Gugly for the National Inquirer

Sources inside the pentagon have come forward with the admission that the "Changes" brought about in the last month are the result of interference from the "Greys", a race of space alien that have an outpost on Barnards Star.

The Aliens have traded technology to the western world for years in exchange for the use of Antartic Ice for refueling and cooling their hydrogen powered star drives, however recent changes by the Bush administration have evidently annoyed them to the point of pushing some changes into the system.

"The little buggers have been raiding ice for years, but evidently with the temperature going up it’s just not safe in the places their used to going. They traded a mass suggestion transmitter 3000 to Bush in exchange for promises to back global warming off. They’re pretty peeved off about his ‘Blue Skies’ initiative, after backing him as much as they did."

When asked why they waited so long to do something about it our source replied "Well, he’d have been better off not gloating about it. I guess when he went through South America last year, he had a meeting with ’em. They’re not allowed to do anything harmful to us ‘primitive’, so I guess he basically went ‘Whataya gone do about it?’ to ’em. They said some things about regime change, he threw the mst3k back at ’em, and they said it could be rendered ineffective under the right circumstances. Since tests show that it doesn’t do anything to women or men now, I’m guessing they’ve made their point."

Surely these changes aren’t permanent? "Who knows. They can make ’em permanent if the Secretary General or three of the five permanent security council members vote for it. If they get a woman in charge of the U.S. that signs the Kyoto accords, the British usually vote the same way we do. That only leaves one vote to trade for it – and I guess the French don’t mind this at all!"

Paul Gugly, for the National Inquirer

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