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  • in reply to: More You tube maddness #135374
    Bane Dorrance
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    https://youtu.be/9l0uxBMPFAk

    You know I wonder how much it cost for AweFilms to re-make Travolta/Curtis exercise flick “PERFECT”
    I mean,..there’s a famous 80s bodybuilder in video for the main theme

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNNyuqWigd4
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNNNer8s0iI

    in reply to: Muscles on Music Videos #135373
    Bane Dorrance
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    Pretty sure this is Gladys Portugues in a music video for Travolta/Curtis film”PERFECT”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNNNer8s0iI

    in reply to: More You tube maddness #135372
    Bane Dorrance
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    At 07:00:

    I read some of his chest was some sort of chest plate.

    https://youtu.be/KpCdXiqgTuU

    It would explain why he’s lost the muscle mass in the Capt.America film roles that followed
    But I heard this rumour as well

    in reply to: She-Hulk Comics (The Penultimate Thread) #135370
    Bane Dorrance
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    Shouldn’t a more savage Hulk be bigger and more berzerk? Did she at least say “Hulk smash?”

    No,..but I DO understand why {she-}HULK wasn’t bigger&going full Wolverine berzerk
    Makes it extremely hard to scurry away in the shadows ala Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno-style if you have the size&temper of Banner’s HULK
    Though she is more Savage than previous incarnations but probably just a modern version of the original Savage She-Hulk is the best way to view this character
    Especially since there’s no muscle on {she-}HULK outside the cover

    in reply to: Jessica Biel #135368
    Bane Dorrance
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    I suppose. Really, the only concern I have is whether it’s what she wants or whether her husband likes that and pressures her to make herself thin against her preference.

    It’s doubtful Timberlake is wearing the pants in that relationship & more likely that she’s trying to change her image to get more roles
    Seems that Jessica doesn’t really wanna do action roles& has avoid them for the most part
    Honestly every career choice made by Adrianne Palicki so far EASILY could have gone to Jessica Biel if she wanted it.
    Willing to bet every single producer that chose Adrianne was thinking,”Man I wish Jessica had said,Yes!”

    in reply to: She-Hulk Comics (The Penultimate Thread) #135364
    Bane Dorrance
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    This!! Just SOOOOO Much this! No real plot direction & then zer0 muscle to boot!!!
    But Instead of not buying the comic ,..I’ll just plead with the artist on social media because the writer is never gonna budge about her stories

    Well, well, well, it is time. The moment we have all been waiting for. Issue # 6 is going to be it right? We’re finally going to get to see She-Hulk Right?
    …Right?
    RIGHT!?!?!?
    YES!
    And my reaction to seeing She-Hulk for the first time is UNSUBSCRIBED!
    Wow, fuck this comic series!
    I waited 6 months. 6 months to see if Jen’s transformation into She-Hulk would be worth it. Six months of incredible comic covers teasing of this massive, grey goliath who is struggling to control her inner demons. Six months of the writer teasing, alluding, implying that Jen’s transformation would be a chaotic 1.
    Was it chaotic? NOT 1 FUCKING BIT! You ready to find out what happens? Here we go.

    Panel 1, side shot of Jen’s glowing green.
    Panel 2, front shot of her face turning grey with the scar across the nose.
    Panel 3, Jen is out of view as the beast surrounds her.
    Panel 4, Jen bursts out in Hulk form and the Hulk is MOST UNIMPRESSIVE.

    The Hulk is scrawny and scrambles around on all fours like a gorilla or a wolf. It is the embodiment of a female version of the Hulk and to be honest, the artwork and mannerisms the artist gave her are really good. She looks like a monster, acts like a monster, and moves like a monster. However, there was a distinct lack of MUSCLE and a distinct lack of HULK in her body. She looks nothing like the covers and the transformation was not worth the price of admission.

    What kills me about this comic is that it does things really well. The artwork is stellar, Jen looks great and sexy, the Hulk looks like a monster. But the story is pure, utter garbage. Throughout these 6 months the writer implies that Jen is afraid of transforming into the Hulk because she’s savage and crazy and out of control. But in Issue 6, Jen is mostly in control of her Hulk form and maintains enough intellect to rescue the person who was trying to hurt her in the first place.

    There was no conflict between her and her Hulk form. There was no struggle, no attempt to resist, no strained transformation. She appeared and disappeared in a whimper. The weakest part of this series is the story. The writer is trying to tell a story she clearly has no idea what to do with. Yeah, PTSD, great, I got it. You don’t need to fucking repeat in every comic issue how Jen misses Bruce. WE GOT IT!

    I expected more conflict, I expected more stakes. I expected the Hulk to want to KILL the person who wanted to hurt her, not save her life. I wanted Jen to be at odds with Hulk, I wanted there to be a reason to care. Instead, this comic series has become a typical comic series. Repeat character’s backstory, inch the plot forward, end the issue on a cliffhanger. Repeat the backstory, hit the climax which is a fight with a villain, inch the plot forward or resolve the story.

    I can forgive this Hulk series not having a detailed transformation. It is, after all, not catering to us. But I can’t forgive how utterly boring this series is and how contrived and corny it feels. I was so disappointed that I’ve now canceled my subscription. I will wait for someone else to spend their money and post screen caps of the transformation, but I’m not longer giving a single fucking cent to this comic. If it dies, oh well, should have brought on a better writer and editor because this series FUCKING SUCKS.

    in reply to: She-Hulk Comics (The Penultimate Thread) #135363
    Bane Dorrance
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    This!! Just SOOOOO Much this! No real plot direction & then zer0 muscle to boot!!!
    But Instead of not buying the comic ,..I’ll just plead with the artist on social media because the writer is never gonna budge about her stories

    Well, well, well, it is time. The moment we have all been waiting for. Issue # 6 is going to be it right? We’re finally going to get to see She-Hulk Right?
    …Right?
    RIGHT!?!?!?
    YES!
    And my reaction to seeing She-Hulk for the first time is UNSUBSCRIBED!
    Wow, fuck this comic series!
    I waited 6 months. 6 months to see if Jen’s transformation into She-Hulk would be worth it. Six months of incredible comic covers teasing of this massive, grey goliath who is struggling to control her inner demons. Six months of the writer teasing, alluding, implying that Jen’s transformation would be a chaotic 1.
    Was it chaotic? NOT 1 FUCKING BIT! You ready to find out what happens? Here we go.

    Panel 1, side shot of Jen’s glowing green.
    Panel 2, front shot of her face turning grey with the scar across the nose.
    Panel 3, Jen is out of view as the beast surrounds her.
    Panel 4, Jen bursts out in Hulk form and the Hulk is MOST UNIMPRESSIVE.

    The Hulk is scrawny and scrambles around on all fours like a gorilla or a wolf. It is the embodiment of a female version of the Hulk and to be honest, the artwork and mannerisms the artist gave her are really good. She looks like a monster, acts like a monster, and moves like a monster. However, there was a distinct lack of MUSCLE and a distinct lack of HULK in her body. She looks nothing like the covers and the transformation was not worth the price of admission.

    What kills me about this comic is that it does things really well. The artwork is stellar, Jen looks great and sexy, the Hulk looks like a monster. But the story is pure, utter garbage. Throughout these 6 months the writer implies that Jen is afraid of transforming into the Hulk because she’s savage and crazy and out of control. But in Issue 6, Jen is mostly in control of her Hulk form and maintains enough intellect to rescue the person who was trying to hurt her in the first place.

    There was no conflict between her and her Hulk form. There was no struggle, no attempt to resist, no strained transformation. She appeared and disappeared in a whimper. The weakest part of this series is the story. The writer is trying to tell a story she clearly has no idea what to do with. Yeah, PTSD, great, I got it. You don’t need to fucking repeat in every comic issue how Jen misses Bruce. WE GOT IT!

    I expected more conflict, I expected more stakes. I expected the Hulk to want to KILL the person who wanted to hurt her, not save her life. I wanted Jen to be at odds with Hulk, I wanted there to be a reason to care. Instead, this comic series has become a typical comic series. Repeat character’s backstory, inch the plot forward, end the issue on a cliffhanger. Repeat the backstory, hit the climax which is a fight with a villain, inch the plot forward or resolve the story.

    I can forgive this Hulk series not having a detailed transformation. It is, after all, not catering to us. But I can’t forgive how utterly boring this series is and how contrived and corny it feels. I was so disappointed that I’ve now canceled my subscription. I will wait for someone else to spend their money and post screen caps of the transformation, but I’m not longer giving a single fucking cent to this comic. If it dies, oh well, should have brought on a better writer and editor because this series FUCKING SUCKS.

    in reply to: Animated Female Muscle Growth #135358
    Bane Dorrance
    Participant

    Very odd stuff here. But it’s got some FMG in it:

    https://youtu.be/aGyAcxDqWXM

    From the dialogue,.. it would seem that Baki The Grappler is just a Ozymandias rip-off

    in reply to: Diana Cast in Man of Steel 2 #135355
    Bane Dorrance
    Participant

    The training video with Conan O’brien was better & the weight plates on the bar looked fake
    GG is just soooooo lean & now that WW has gone over like GangBusters,..there’s now Zer0 hope/chance of guilting her into gaining lbs. for added curves

    in reply to: Diana Cast in Man of Steel 2 #135352
    Bane Dorrance
    Participant

    [quote=”BodyByBane” post=128866

    [color=red]All the more reason to put a woman playing Wonder Woman in the gym
    Linda Hamilton, Evangeline Lily, Jessica Biel,& Katee Sackhoff aren’t playing the most iconic fictional character in history but yet have biceps in their co-starring roles [/color]

    Linda Hamilton has bipolar disorder so it’s not sure thing what she went through in keeping that physique.[/quote]
    Say wha now? You sound like the guys who try to make Denise Rutkowski’s bodybuilding career&her mental disorder a thing
    Connection of 1 to the other is not real

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