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It would be calories for weight, not height. One’s baseline metabolism is based on mass and other things such as heart rate. Height would only relate because taller people tend to be heavyer and have higher blood pressure.

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too skinny and too short, she’s barely 5’9″

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Dating a female bodybuilder is one of the most difficult thing to achieve. Take it from someone who did…

first off, roughly 6.3% of women lift weights. that does not make them serious lifters or fitness girls, that only makes them girls who work out, think: the average girl at the gym. The serious ones, those who might think of going as far as competing are an even smaller demographic. Probably less than 1%

No matter what they say, they ARE NOT easy to approach. You can almost only talk to them at the gym, because well… that’s pretty much all the “free” time they have, and for most of them, that time is spent either with a personal trainer or “don’t talk to me” headphones. Unlike the other 99% of women in their twenties or thirties, they don’t party late and they don’t get drunk much if they (ever) go to a happy hour and they don’t just hang out by the door of their office building having a smoke.

They don’t eat out much but they spend quite their share of time in the kitchen preparing or eating their 6 meals per day. If you didn’t get it, you’re not invited in their kitchen yet. And then they take a nap, in their bedroom or on their couch, both of which are still off limits to you.

And then, there is the matter of personal preferences. Like every other woman in the world, the female fitness girl has a type. They probably say they don’t but… they do, they just don’t always realize it. So even if you find the perfect occasion to break the ice with the bodybuilder of your dreams, you might not be her type. You have roughly as much chance to be her type as you have a chance to be any other girl’s type on an average day. so go for it, who knows, maybe she’s one of your 18% success rate at picking up women… Oh wait, we have to adjust for the fact that she’s not drunk… 11%

The good part is that the one next to her might think you’re cute! But forget her too, she’s seen you drool over her friend and she’s too proud to take second place. You like women who compete? Well these girls are competitive. And they are few, and they all know each other…

Let’s say you won the lottery and you’ve been on enough dates to bang her and she wants to be exclusive… Great! now you’re invited to those long hours of cooking tasteless lean chicken and mid-afternoon napping. If you’re like me and you’re also in the lifestyle (meaning you work out seriously, eat clean… almost as clean as she does…) but you just don’t compete and don’t use steroids. (although she might) You might hang in there for a while, and not feel like you always have the crappiest time. Awesome!

But like every person, and every relationship… It can fail. Now look at your relationships track record, how long have you been happy with someone and how many of your past partners fit that category? Because it probably won’t be any different this time. She may have the body of your dreams (and you may or may not be an athletic person, doesn’t matter as long as she doesn’t care and as long as you can deal with her lifestyle) but both of you have bad habits and annoying personality traits, different ambitions maybe… What happened the last time these things came up? The relationship failed. This one is just as likely to fail as the other ones before it.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t dream of finding you perfect mountain of female muscle, I’m saying it takes WAY MORE LUCK than it takes dating advice. Bodybuilders, like most women have needs and getting in their pants is always feasible but like any other women, making it last is the real challenge and in their case the opportunity comes less than once in a thousand.

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Them girls are from mine’s Gym… (Kaytranada)

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Once again, the preview for #17 is in the growth stories section:

http://amaz0ns.com/forum/Growth-Stories/114573-Funky-Spice-17-Season-of-the-Witch-Part-3

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my highly trained eye says lifting increased her apetite and she gained some fat along with the muscles… also, she seems to have worked on her posture, which helps make her breasts project forward.

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That Marvel’s Agents of Shield is probably where She Hulk would make her first appearance making it a spin off of that show.

I wouldn’t turn it down, but that’s highly unlikely. Agents of Shield will probably just create their own characters or scrape the bottom of the barrel for lowest of the low tier Marvel characters.

Look at the first episode, the only thing that factored into the plot taken from the larger Marvel Universe was a concoction that contained super soldier serum mixed with other familiar buzzwords. Expect more of that.

Prove me wrong, Joss Whedon. Prove me wrong.

The best shot to get She Hulk into a series would’ve been Del Toro’s Hulk television show. Last I read Disney decided to put that on hold to lavish more attention on Agents of Shield.

Agents sure didn’t impress me. Coulton’s know it all but I’m not telling you attitude is funny as a support character but as the main character its just idiotic. the story was sort of ok, nothing groundbreaking there either.

I actually would use the series to launch other B-list hero series. Give them some breathing room diring their guest appearance and see if people like them. But most of all Keep Coulton in the shade.

I don’t think that SHE-HULK being FMG would be a problem, she’s a super hero and people accept that they wear spandex or even their underwear over the suit so FMG, especially in a world where Crossfit is becoming ultra popular with the ladies, Some critics would blow chunks but then again, they blow their chunks when you see an anorexic figure on TV as well and that doesn’t stop actresses and producers from being skinny or casting skinny.

Also, I donT’ think they would cast a super buff actress as she-HULK they would only go half-way or CGI her. what’s more edgy is her tendency to go sexual on other heroes and supporting characters or her 4th wall breaking habit.

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nice comic, thanks for sharing

Heheh.
Its not exactly “sharing” when its for sale but thanks for the good words. We’re only 2 weeks away from Funky Spice #17

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Yeah, very pretty but Rhonda Rousey will change that.

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If the judges go for overall aesthetics, (which won’t happen) my favorites would be Anne Freitas and Monique Jones. They’ll probably rate on who most desperately need a rhinoplasty and who’s hemorrhoids are the most defined and monstrous. Nothing says you’ve achieved the top of your sport like ripped hemorrhoids!

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