[Axel3.14]

That is indiscibly cool!  Maybe you should design those little wedding cake figurines.

[JimmyDimples]

I think ANY groom standing next to Tetsuko or DCM's other ladies would look like a cake figurine.  😛 😉

[gblock01]

You almost make that sound like a bad thing.  😉

[Tommy Dreamer]

((Oh, and for the record… while it's a fun thought, I ultimately wouldn't want Tet-chan as is now for my bride… she drinks and swears.  Not healthy for a family.))

Well, I crack people over the head with kendo sticks and DDT people through tables.

I think Tet-Chan and I will be just fine.

[femfortefan]

WOW!!
Until today, i have always considered getting married  pointless.
I don't know anymore. 😕

Awsome work.

FFF

[dwarfpriest]

Wow…. That's awesome! She looks so pretty in that dress ^_^

[David C. Matthews]

I'm really enjoying the response this picture's getting… thanks, everyone.

I was especially amused by the speculation in the first few messages that Derek was the groom in this scenario. Believe me, that ain't happening… even if it was the best (or worst?) thing that could happen to him.

Amazon Lover is right; this particular wedding day is quite a ways into the future.

JimmyDimples: "Drinks and swears"? Yeah, she's let a naughty word slip here and there, but not beyond (what I consider to be) a "normal" level. Maybe that's still too much, but… if you think Tetsuko is foul-mouthed, you definitely won't like Holly in the "Contest Jitters" storyline. (But then, you're not supposed to like her.)

And where did you get the idea that she drinks? As far as I know, I haven't drawn any picture of her with anything stronger than a cup of coffee in her hand. I imagine she'll have an occasional beer or cocktail on a night out, but she certainly doesn't consider alcohol to be necessary for a "good time". (I'm even toying with the thought that, in her new form, her metabolism is so high now that she's incapable of getting drunk; her body processes the alcohol so fast it doesn't have time to reach her brain before it's gone. She could drink a whole keg of beer, and the only effect it would have on her is that it would make her have to go to the bathroom a lot. So she doesn't even bother with "adult beverages" most of the time.)

And the question of whether she can even have kids is still up in the air… her metamorphosis may have left her incapable of conceiving; I don't know yet… And Amazon Lover is right (again), she would "clean up her act" if there were children involved.

gblock01: Love that Carlin bit! I wasn't familiar with it, but it does sum up (mostly) why I don't enjoy much hardcore porn. (Especially when the woman is doing the guy, and she looks at the camera as if to say to the viewer, "Look what I'm doing to him and not to you!")

[David]

wow.

[gblock01]

Well DCM, I'm glad that you liked that little excerpt. In fact, I have a couple of others that I think are relevant.

* "Most people who have low self-esteem have earned it."  –  Derek in a nutshell.

* Here's one for weddings.  –  "I notice at Jewish weddings they break a glass. You ever been to an Irish wedding? Glasses, bottles, mirrors, tables, chairs, arms, legs, the band instruments, and the groom's neck. We don't fuck around. Mazel tov!"

There were others that I thought were funny, but the have no relevance at this point. I'm sure that if some people began to rattle off random things, I can fid something that matches up.  😉

[JimmyDimples]

JimmyDimples: "Drinks and swears"? Yeah, she's let a naughty word slip here and there, but not beyond (what I consider to be) a "normal" level. Maybe that's still too much, but… if you think Tetsuko is foul-mouthed, you definitely won't like Holly in the "Contest Jitters" storyline. (But then, you're not supposed to like her.)

Well, back in the '70s, when the Dimples family was building a new house, little Jimmy was fiddling with letters, and making nonsensical words at random.  And he discovered a curse word by mistake.  Didn't help that he'd scrawled it on the cinder blocks forming the basement.  Pa Dimples saw it, and quickly took a paint stirring stick to his son's bottom.

Then little Jimmy tested the waters by saying it out loud in front of his mother.  Ma Dimples gave him the same thing.

Big Jimmy's been a very clean mouthed chap ever since.  And while Tetsuko isn't Andrew Dice Clay, Big Jimmy still wouldn't want to hear such nasty language from such a nice face.

And where did you get the idea that she drinks? As far as I know, I haven't drawn any picture of her with anything stronger than a cup of coffee in her hand. I imagine she'll have an occasional beer or cocktail on a night out, but she certainly doesn't consider alcohol to be necessary for a "good time". (I'm even toying with the thought that, in her new form, her metabolism is so high now that she's incapable of getting drunk; her body processes the alcohol so fast it doesn't have time to reach her brain before it's gone. She could drink a whole keg of beer, and the only effect it would have on her is that it would make her have to go to the bathroom a lot. So she doesn't even bother with "adult beverages" most of the time.)

Yes, I remember when Ashlee-Chan did the infamous "dollar bill" scenelet, for which you did a sketch.  And you'd said that she might do one beer or mixed drink a week since she doesn't go clubbin' that often, and there were lots of unsavory aspects in it that you didn't want to mix her up with anyway.  Not that she wouldn't dress like a hottie.  Still, being a tee-totaller, I'd feel a little uncomfy about having any booze around the house.

Also, with other spiritual considerations, I don't think I'd be able to tie the knot with Tetsuko if she were flesh and blood.  ("And there was much rejoicing in the land of http://www.amaz0n.com." :-P")

And the question of whether she can even have kids is still up in the air… her metamorphosis may have left her incapable of conceiving; I don't know yet… And Amazon Lover is right (again), she would "clean up her act" if there were children involved.

Hmmm… that WOULD be a very pithy, dramatic story arc if Tetsuko went for her checkup and Dr. Sonja Gammon said after she saw the results, "Uh, Tetsuko… I think there may be some serious considerations we'd better sit down and talk about."

Lots of room for development… but WAY down the track.

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