[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

I have this theory that a disproportionate number of Brits are into femuscle.  For such a small nation, we make up a substantial chunk of the people posting, at least.

That is actually surprisingly true.
Though far from mainstream, Britian and the UK was one of the first places to have a good general exceptence of female bodybuilding and female muscle in general.
My's Mistress Abigail always thought it had something to do with the Brittish man's obsession with female domination and female superiority complexes.
Personally, I's always thought it was to do with the Brittish attitude that "there are far worse things out there in the world to worry about then that" (as one English friend once put it, as we stood admiring the female bodybuildier of Venice Beach, California).
Though, it does make one thing, does it not.

Anyone else out there from Britland? (As the president once memorably referred to us…)

I's am not from or truly of the UK but I's have spent many, many years floating in and out of those most treasured Isles.
In fact, it was in Soho that I's first started work as a bouncer at the age of 15 and gained the moniker "pimp".

Small world is it not. 😀

Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

Ms. Stefani was met many years ago (when she first came to fame) and it was noted how toned she was at the time and it was wondered whether or not she would continue to shape herself thusly. It is truly a shame that she did not continue to tone up but such is existence.
Your work does fill the void of fantasy, dear Rick. Thank you.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

Very nice work, dear Random.
Ms. Masino has always been one of my's favourite FBBs and also one of the most morphable.
Thank you for the work.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

A most intriging technique you use, dear Rick. Fascinating and praise-worthy.
Thank you for this latest work.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

You have lived one hell of an interesting life, my friend! (may it continue for many decades to come)

And if I ever find myself setting a story in the nightclub/strip club scene, I definitely have to hire you as my technical advisor!

Quite.
A long and interesting life.
Many things to muse upon and many things left to be mirthful.

And I's would be honoured to do such a task for you, dear David. The slightest thing to repay all the gifts you have bestowed upon us, all you need to do is ask.

Be well.

Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

Very nice work, dear Demonic.
It is good in it's subtlety. Making look both realalistic and achievable.
Thank you.
But, after having encounter the Hilton sisters (and especially Paris) several times over the past few years, I's can honestly say that there is nothing in thei World (the next or any other Dimension or Reality) that could make that creature look possible "attractive". She has a vile soul that rots through to the flesh. She may pose pretty but she is as hollow and useless as anything in this World.
Ask our dear Ashlee and others who have encounter her and her kind and they shall more than likely say the same.
But, besdies the subject, it is a fair work, dear Demonic. Thank you for it.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

Nice little cartoon, dear David, and something that I's have seen happen all too often.
Even to my's self on two seperate occasions.
First was when I's was working ina stripe club and had my's hair unbound whilst on break. Because of the length of my's hair (it reaches down to my's thighs) a very intoxicated patron confused I with one of the ladies working the club (similar height and hair length) and shove a $20 (US) into the waistband of my's trousers and asked: "For a private little service". He was most shocked to discover who he had given the money to and even more shocked when he was ejected from the club for "trying to solciate on the the ladies".
Most amusing.
The 2nd incident occur 3 years ago when I's was out at a club with friends the same night as 20 or so ladies were celebrating a friend's upcoming naputrals with a Hens' Night. One of the ladies was so drunk that she came up to I at the bar and offered I $50 (AUSD) to "do a little dance" for her and her friends. When I's tried to return the money, one of the ladies friend (equally as intoxicated) told I to "keep it" and "show her friend and good time". We spent much of the evening together and I's eventually took her home and shared her bed (merely to sleep, not for any other activity) with her. She was most shocked to awake the following monring to find herself both very hungover and staring at my's fractured visage. After it was explained what had transpired the previous evening and my's presence in her bedroom, she was most calmed. At having not embarressed herself further and that I's had not taken advantage of her in her drunkened state.
Strangely enough, we are still friends and everytime we do venture out together, she slids 50 dollars into my's waistband to ensure her safety for the evening. More as a ritual than anything else.
But enough of my's meandering memories.
Thank you for the work, dear David.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

Very nice, dear Archangel. Very nice indeed.
Thank you.

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

The "Karma" function is similar to the "Reputation" function that has been encounter on other Forums in the past.
It basically means if you make a post or contribute something that people either approve or disapprove of, they can let you know. It is also pretty much a form of popularity metre -to see how you reputation and interactions with other Board users is considered and appriciated.
It might be interested to see how such a system pans out and who shall be considered the most popular in time (as if that shall be a great mystery).
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

The Pimp has made the transfer and have experience no problems as yet. Any faults or problems will be listed and reported in the "Leaders Board" thread.
Good luck with all that is to come, dear Lingster.
Peace
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