[y498yates]

I know I don't post too often, but I try to make my posts count.  I do my best to honor all requests as payment in kind for all of the great stories and pictures you all share with me. 

With that said, I hope you all enjoy the new scale.

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Here's the link so you don't have to register:
http://www.uploading.com/get.php?get=OLXLLMIF

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I went there and didn't see a dowload link or anything. How does this work?  😐

The "popup" is very discrete and actually looks like the upper right hand corner of the webpage.  It's also orange and white.  Just click on the x in that box [almost looks like a frame] and you can grab the file.

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It might also be nice to find someone to help you with your English.  It would help tighten up the story and make it flow nicer.  It can get kind of tough trying to wade through the language difficulties! 

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Does anyone know where I can find this story:

It's about a guy who gets the powers to change people's bodies while they are sleeping.  There's a scene where he is looking out the window at his next door neighbor who is chunky and falls asleep reading a book.  He then transforms her into a babe…  Anyone know?

Thanks!

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Girl1: "HEY! You put PEANUT BUTTER in my CHOCOLATE!"

Girl2: "YOU put CHOCOLATE in my PEANUT BUTTER!"

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I have mixed feeling about this.  First, I'm not a huge Uma fan.  What's the last good movie she STARRED in [imho she wasn't the "Star" in Pulp Fiction]?

However, I AM a huge Ivan Reitman fan!  How can you not hope for something funny out of the guy that brought us Animal House, Stripes, Ghost Busters, and Old School??

That said, here's a production photo I found…

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They actually played up how hot she was.  Unfortunately, they also made her look kind of dumb…

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Margaret tears up Jeanne's ungodly envelope, declaring it to be unclean. As only a true spiritual warrior could do, Margaret throws the pieces of paper out the front door. A dozen evil ghosts immediately rush out of the house and try to put the envelope back together. But they can't do it in time, and their ethereal presence simply dissolves.

Later, we learn what Jeanne had earmarked for the family. Ashley got $5,000 to pay for dance certification, $10,000 to help Ashley and Abigail move to their own place, $15,000 for Barry to spend on the family, and $20,000 for Margaret to get the gastric bypass surgery that she wanted. Upon further review and possibly prayer, Margaret decided to take the money.

Now that's some funny stuff right there!

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I was paraphrasing/referencing "Monty Python And The Holy Grail"

Some of us got it…  😉

"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large –"

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