[The Muffin man]

I think the funniest thing about this thread is that I asked you guys to use a certain group of words to describe yourselves and next to none of you used them. 😀 That just made me laugh for some reason.

One interesting thing is that most of you are not buff. Only one of you answered that he actually body builds and looks strong (one of you isn’t muscular but is strong, and another only looks muscular after lifting). This begs the question: if muscles look so good, you admire people that take care of their bodies, and muscles are sexy, then why do most of you not have them or even strive to have them?

Well, you're straight. But you don't have a penis. Why do they have to have something to like it?

Kulli – You're like 5'5 or so right? XD Nah you're not 250 hun. Nowhere near.

[The Muffin man]

*Steals each and every one of the pictures*
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Sexy work! Keep up the good work!

[The Muffin man]

Tsk tsk tsk, I forgot about the "geniuses" that frequent this place.  Reminds me why Ashlee never wanted to post pictures about her.  Ah well these are the moronic "cons" that come with frequenting these forums, I hope you "geniuses" remember that when the females come around here they want to blend in and chill with the guys, not become some kind of sex toy.

So far I'm 1 and 0 on the comments from the shee-I mean forumers.

[The Muffin man]

Guess who else updated her site? Strawberry Riddick!

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20857882/

And apparently, she hates us!

[The Muffin man]

[quote="Tommy Dreamer"]I think I love you.

Hey! I love me too! :D[/quote]

Everybody Loves Kulli?

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Yes, I posted at Iczerman’s page. This one took the longest time because I wanted to be as elaborate and meticulous as possible. The veins, and strange looking triceps and legs are inspired by some Japanese artwork I’ve seen, which featured some bizarre musculature. I thought they were so weird/outrageous that I incorporated them into this picture just to experiment.

Do share this bizarre artwork 😛

[The Muffin man]

Awesome artwork Kulli! You’ve always been one of my favorite artists.

[The Muffin man]

Here’s an idea:

Strawberry(we’ll call her Berry for short) was injured seriously in battle. Although not killed, drastic measures were taken. She was injected with a serum to heal her body. Thus, she was able to work out much faster!

Unfortunetly, due to how muscles grow and build up, the serum thought her body was falling apart. In a matter of days, her body had bulked up quite a bit. Still remaining as feminine and lovely as ever, she had put on a good 70-80lbs of muscle(much less considering most of her body fat ‘melted’ away). Her body decided to fix this problem. It strengthened her muscles! Now, she had the power to lift 30 tons, and similar to the Hulk(or the Saiya-jins from DBZ to be more accurate :P) the more her body got beat up, the stronger she got. Although THIS was temporary, it does come in quite handy.

Now, Berry has become the Mighty Marine!

😛 Hey if ya don’t mind, I could add her to a story I’m writin based off my City of Heroes character.

[The Muffin man]

it’s bustin’ my balls

Geez Strawberry, I didn’t know you were doing steroids 😛

Kidding! Put down the M4 hun!

[The Muffin man]

Hey guys, I made weight!

You heard me!

And I enlisted yesterday!!

My recruiter said that I can start building muscle now.

I also learned while on vacation that you CAN get taped to check body fat instead of making weight, but the recruiting office I go to doesn’t like to do that because it doesn’t teach you discipline. I’m happier now having lost the 36 (yeah, I’m one pound over my goal!) pounds than to have been taped. It DID teach me discipline, and I feel great. I bought smaller pants yesterday…I can’t believe it! I grabbed a pair that I thought I wouldn’t be able to fit into just to see if I could, and it fit PERFECTLY! I don’t ever remember being this size seeing as I was a big girl until, well, until 3 months ago 🙂 🙂 🙂

Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that I can build again, so if any of you buff dudes have any tips, I’m glad to hear them (although I really do know how to build, just curious to hear anything new).

*Hug*Hooray! Strawberry can get big again!

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